That's right, ladies and gentlemen (Actually, only gentlemen, women are weak). COBRA has returned. And here you thought that we were old news.
No, no, it's alright. We understand. We'll be the first to admit that we may have made some calls that could be considered "questionable" at best. A tsunami creating doomsday device, a gemstone that turns people into dinosaur slaves... in retrospect maybe these ideas weren't the best that we could have come up with.
But beware. COBRA is now under new leadership, and the world will never be the same.
